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Martin
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he's a martin

A crazy ass skilled guy who has what it takes. Practically skilled at everything. It'll be unwise to diss this iron man.

Mattis
Synonym to anal sex in different Finno-ugrian language groups.

Carlos
The Best Male Stripper In The World

a dildo; a thing to pleasure women

Khalid
An unknown, yet extremly important member of the Middle Eastern Terrorist team in multiplayer games in the video game Call of Duty 4.

To Khalid someone: To beat somebody up so badly that you break your own hand, hurt yourself Etc.

Saara
Girlfriends of guys with large dicks. They are actually guys in girls' bodies, but are still completely female.

Saaras Are bitches. They Think They Can Have Who The Want When They Want and Do what They Want.

Thibault
A hot frenchman who likes to steal berocca and speaks with a funny accent

1. Jeffrey
A name that represents honor, caressing, and love. Also known to be a very romantic person, or very successful person in life.

2. jeffrey
a mammoth joint filled entirely with an assortment of drugs. marijuana, opium, angel dust, meth, painkillers etc. Half of the ingredients are unknown, but one things for sure, it fucks you up

3. Jeffrey
The hawtest guy in school that gets all the girls.

Alvaro

Alvaro is the name of many gay porn stars who have pierced lips and are known to suck dick for money.

Boss
Incrediably Awesome; miraculous; great
Dude, did you see that chick? She's fuckin' Boss!

Marcel
Root: Marcus
Origin: Latin
Meaning: "god of war", "belonging to mars"
Mythology: a roman man, once a sinner; upon seeing his errors, to repent, he devoted himself to collecting knowledge that would enable him to serve justice for "the divine"

Ross Gellar's humping-obsessed monkey from Season 1 of the sitcom FRIENDS. After getting divorced from his now lesbian wife, Ross gets a monkey named Marcel to help with his loneliness issues.

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A dirty Mexican who usually spends his free time whacking off while flexing his tiny muscles in front of a pocket mirror.

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"Mattias
A tradional Scandinavian name, originating from the Bible. Despite its popularity, it is little known that the name means 'Tax collector of Yahweh'. People who go by this name tend to have sensitive dispositions, but are worth the patience.

Virtues include intelligence, pleasant facial features, high levels of charm and occasionally long blonde hair resembling that of their viking ancestors. Mattias will have a sound sense of perspective, and realise the important things in life, as well as having a profound level of communication, both written and oral. Has a congenital tendency towards geekiness."

Ruben

Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his

a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.

Pulling a Ruben is a term used about men masturbating

"Hey Where are you going?"
"I'm going home to pull a Ruben"
"Oh I did that 2 hours ago"

he's the gayest man ever and so hairy he has to be a Ruben - pimp master

A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.

I want to fuck ruben once, then fuck choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.

George. The most perfect guy in the world. has a great smile. a person with a promising future. acts like he doesnt care, but really cares, a lot. loves hugs and kisses. especially from his girl. has some regrets, but lives for the future. when he says he loves you, listen to him. he means it. no bull. a bit jealous, but because the last thing he wants to do is lose you.
one guy thats hard to find. unusually big penis, but is more than happy to show you how it works.
hes a king.

A guy with a very big (usually huge) penis.

A great good looking guy, sometimes cocky-er than should be. Highly intellegent and educated. Hot physique, acts sometimes like he doesnt care but deep inside he is very cuddly like a teddy bear. Ever guy wishes he was George

the coolest kid in the whole school. always being asked for his number and is invited to everything. has lots of friends.

sexy mature boy that gets lots of girls and very athletic. Often times anton will be associated with someone more intelligent, hotter and funnier than the people that wish they were him.

A name or word often accosiated to a very good looking guy that is iteresting and or funny. 99% of the time its accosiated with a person that everybody hates, but loves anyway, and normally black.

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Carlos
The Best Male Stripper In The World

a dildo; a thing to pleasure women

Khalid
An unknown, yet extremly important member of the Middle Eastern Terrorist team in multiplayer games in the video game Call of Duty 4.

To Khalid someone: To beat somebody up so badly that you break your own hand, hurt yourself Etc.

:DD maan this shit is funny

Name: Khalid meaning immortal. people with this name are amazingly handsome they have a high intelligence level, and are very well endowled. Khalid's are quite modest. Usually wearing hoodies they can get quite aggresive and kill.
Khalid just took a knife out and killed someone over a slice of cake

Tom
a beautiful man with an extraordinarily big penis and heroic testicles.
makes every girl moist when he walks in the room

The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.

Tom's can often be the world's greatest people. They are funny and good looking, although they don't think they are.

Often seen without the shirt on due to their unbelievebly good phisique.

They are well known for having loads of friends and always being up for a laugh.